...legal humor is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp...

Bill Haltom is a father, husband, lawyer and award-winning writer. He is the author of three books and has been a newspaper and magazine humor columnist for over 20 years. He has served as chair of the editorial boards for 4 magazines, including the ABA Journal, the flagship publication of the American Bar Association. A popular speaker, Bill has delivered commencement addresses and has been the featured speaker at conventions, banquets and leadership seminars. Bill lives in Memphis with his wife (Judge Claudia), his daughter (Princess Margaret) and his two beagles (Atticus and Scout)


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Recent Posts

Memories of Easter Sunday

           One of my prize possessions is a family photograph ...

The Legislature, Sex Week and Free Speech at UT

This is my column from the April, 2014 issue of the Tennessee Bar Journal, and it is reprinted with ...

March Madness This Weekend, But Baseball Forever!

            Tonight I’ll be in beautiful AutoZone ...

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Some Assembly Required: A Daddy's Christmas Book

Just in time for Christmas! Bill’s latest book is the perfect stocking stuffer for ...

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(Guild Bindery Press, 1996) –Bill’s tribute to a vanishing breed, ...

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