When I was a boy, I had two heroes. They were both Southern Baptist ministers. The first was my father. The second was Billy Graham.
Last week was terrible. The stock market fell by about a million points, the Federal Government shut down for the second time this year, and I had emergency surgery!
But I’m back home now, and this week has been a good one. As I recover from my recent surgery, I am sitting in my lounge chair in front of my big screen T.V. watching the Winter Olympics from Pyongchang, South Korea. And if you can pronounce “Pyongchang,” you deserve a gold medal in linguistics.
This coming Sunday afternoon, literally tens of millions of Americans will gather in front of their television sets to watch the biggest sporting event of the year. I’m referring, of course, to the Puppy Bowl.
As you have no doubt noticed, the Commander in Chief of our Armed Forces and the leader of the free world is a former reality TV show star.
President Trump is not the first celebrity to become the President of the United States. Hollywood movie and TV star Ronald Reagan served as our President from 1981 to 1989. But he did not go immediately from the set of Bedtime for Bonzo to the Oval Office. In between he served two terms as Governor of California. But the former star of the Apprentice is our first President to go directly from hosting a TV show to giving an inaugural address.
One out of every two marriages in this country ends in a divorce. Why? Well, I can’t prove this, but I firmly believe that the alarming divorce rate in this country is directly related to putting up Christmas trees.